dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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  • What too many girls and guys say in the mirror:
  • Ughh... my thighs.. my hair... my face.. my stomach.. I hate everything
  • What every girl and guy should be saying in the mirror:
  • Goddamn, well hello there cutie patootie with the A + bootie

frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

(Source: 16yrold)

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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protectrons:

spookyjesy:

minestuck:

do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

the truth is out obama

(Source: lieutenantbites)