foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

i’m never eating at Denny’s again

(Source: snlgifs)

"It’s all messed up:
The hair.
The bed.
The words.
The heart.
Life…"

William Leal.    (via retratou)

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com

"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth."

Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (via parachute3s)