when that one person you hate in your class speaks
all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.
being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry
*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*
kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a lockerthe truth is out obama